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TSA

Want to hear a funny story of “Law Enforcement” falling foul of the very hysteria they created – then read on.

The US Transportation Security Administration (TSA) was created as part of the Aviation and Transportation Security Act passed by the U.S. Congress and signed into law by President Chimpanzee Bush on November 19, 2001. The agency is responsible for security in all modes of transportation and given the idiocy of it’s employees the travelling American public should be scared witless.

At the Bakersfield airport in California USA, TSA authorities recently shut down the entire airport after finding what they thought was a container of liquid explosives. Luggage screeners discovered five Gatorade bottles full of an “amber” liquid. TSA agents then opened the bottles and complained they smelled “a strong chemical odor.” They then complained of nausea and were rushed by paramedics to the local hospital for treatment. Then the whole “security” apparatus swung into action as County Sheriffs deputies, fire crews, FBI agents and members of a joint terrorism task force responded to the scene and spent the day questioning a farmer, Mr Ramirez before further tests showed that the liquid was natural, unprocessed HONEY,

Let us be clear here, Mr Ramirez was interrogated by the FBI for hours while being presumed to be a terrorist – not a case of innocent until proven guilty, those days have gone.

An important question is just how did TSA agents smell chemicals in an all natural substance when clearly there were none, So convinced were they that this was an “explosive amber liquid”, cued no doubt by their agencies own rhetoric, that they were overcome by fumes from possible chemical explosives. Clearly they were also budding actors because they started acting like they’re experiencing nausea to be rushed off to the hospital. Either that or they were just bucking for the day off !

I have visions of those overfed macho men hold a limp wrist to their forehead and exclaiming in a feminine southern belle accent “ Why I do declare I feel an attack of the vapors a comin over meeee!” before swooning gracefully to the floor.

Personally I think they acted just like teenage girls sometimes do, and developed a form of hysteria. Primed by years of their own “terrorism” propaganda they have ended up swallowing what started out as a lie. Add this to their “obey all orders without thinking” institutional mentality, and the famous “you must respect my authority!” US law enforcement mindset and you have set the stage for some unbelievable stupidity.

The TSA cannot catch actual terrorists, despite the vast monies thrown at them. It is really good at flagging innocent people as terrorists and wasting thousands of hours of time and millions of dollars by declaring bogus terrorists emergencies that only serve to inconvenience everyone and give them a stage on which to display the all Peacock the plumage of US law enforcement.

In the last few years they have managed to arrest innocent people when the tests they use cannot tell the difference between natural chocolate (cocoa) and cannabis resin or when their tests flag natural soaps as containing cocaine. Now their tests cannot tell Honey from explosives. Some how I think that given the right emotional cues there is not any food or liquid substance that is safe from being declared a bomb by the stupid and incompetent TSA employees.

As I have stated before the real mission of the TSA and other US law enforcement agencies has nothing to do with security. It has everything to do with brainwashing Americans to surrender to police state searches while living in a never-ending state of extreme fear of terrorism.

Americans, you are following a herd mentality on the road to a police state, you need to wake up.

American Airport Madness

• TSA agents confiscated three bags of Gummie Bears from the children of a family stating that they were “gel like” and wouldn’t be allowed because regulations stated no “gel-like substances”.
• In training exercises where fake bombs are put into luggage to test the TSA’s x-ray screening machine operators it seems that the boys of the TSA miss a staggering 75%.
• An airport manager had her Dr. School’s taken by the morons at the TSA. They had a gel in-sole to help her walk, this lady was unable to work shoeless & had to go home.
• Two days after serving two journalists with subpoenas demanding that they reveal a confidential source, a move that prompted widespread backlash among frequent fliers, the Transportation Security Administration has withdrawn the subpoenas and returned a damaged laptop to one of the blog writers. A TSA spokesman claimed Thursday that its investigation into who leaked a December 25 security directive was nearing completion and the subpoenas were no longer necessary, they should admit that they were simply caught out be very stupid and employing bully tactics.
• A Texas woman was forced to remove a nipple ring with pliers in order to board an airplane. The lady called for an apology by federal security agents and a civil rights investigation. TSA officials said they are investigating whether the agency’s policies were followed. “Our security officers are well-trained to screen individuals with body piercings in sensitive areas with dignity and respect while ensuring a high level of security,” the agency said in a statement, Sorry guys but your agents are poorly trained, and for the most educationally challenged.
• Let us be clear; Shoebomber failed because he was taken by force on the plane. The liquid bomb plot failed because someone turned them. What has the TSA caught?
• The American taxpayers have paid out billions for the TSA to remove tooth paste, bottled water, and your grandmother’s sewing needle from your person. Because if there really was a bona fide terrorist arrested at the security checkpoint, we’d be seeing news bulletins about how Bush’s/ Obamas’s increased security saved Americans from a second 9/11.